Thursday, May 5, 2011

No. 191: Sunkern

literally the worst.

Sunkern is literally, proven, statistically, and completely, the worst Pokemon in terms of gameplay. It's not the worst overall, not by a long shot, but to that in a second.

I just want you to think about this for a second. When you add up all of Sunkern's stats, all of them, the total will be lower than that of Pichu. Or of Zubat. Or of Ratatta. Even the unspeakable one has better stats. Sunkern is just the crappiest little turd in the toilet when it comes to mattering in the game.

But look at him. He doesn't know he sucks. He thinks life is grand, hell, he just sprouted his first leaf. His mother probably told him he was special a lot.

And, for what he is, a seed, he's fine. I would expect a seed to suck majorly when it comes to doing anything, but it's kinda funny to think that "yup. this is is. the Pokemon with the worst stats of all time."

So I can't give him grief for being sucky, because he's supposed to be horrible. He's a goddamn sunflower seed, Alex Rodriquez goes through sixty of him in an inning. So I feel a little bad for the poor guy. He is a special boy.

Overall: 5/10

3 comments:

  1. who be the unspeakable one O.o just throwing out a guess that its a normal flying type?

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  2. Magikar...
    *gets killed by a thunderbolt*

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  3. Nope!
    It is bad. In all honesty the worst of all Grass-types, but nope.
    Not THE worst.
    That place belongs to a certain little turd of GenIII, but I will see it when I get there

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