Tuesday, May 31, 2011

No. 213: Shuckle

Shuckle does does not give a single shit

Look at this dude. just LOOK at him.

Is that the face of a dude who has any spare shits to give? No, he keeps them for himself, tucked up safe and secret.

Shuckle has better defense than the frigging Great Wall of China. If the Russians had just had a few Shuckle in Stalingrad, the Nazis would have given up in a week after they realized they couldn't touch that shit.

He's kind of a barnacle thing, or maybe a turtle, but he's strangely not a water-type. Also, I find it incredibly lulzy how he has literally the worst stats of any Pokemon in terms of Hp, Atk, Sp. Atk, Speed, but the best by far in terms of Def and Sp. Def. He specializes in what he knows and doesn't care who knows it.

Also I have this memory of people putting berries in one of his holes, then shaking him around, and then pouring some juice out of another hole. Is that a thing, or did I just make that up?

Overall: 8/10

4 comments:

  1. You didn't make up the berry thing. That was his "specialty" in Gold & Silver.

    You'd 'Give' him a berry, and after a while it turned into berry juice.

    Instead of the berry healing 10hp, the juice healed 20.

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  2. It was also mentioned and shown in the anime

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  3. I don’t f***le with shackle


    5/10

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