Tuesday, November 8, 2011

No. 319: Sharpedo

I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!

Oh no, someone cut Jaws in half! Wait, no, that's just Sharpedo. And he still kicks ass.

He's a Water/Dark type, and as you should know, whenever you see a Dark sub-type, get ready for awesome. Sharpedo is just a frigging torpedo shark, and that's something wonderful right there.

and a shark evolving from a Piranha actually makes a lot of sense, seeing as how they are both predatory fish and all. Like Pelipper evolving from Wingull. If Carvanha looked more sleek, like I pointed out yesterday, the color scheme would probably not be such a jarring change, but whatever. Sharpedo also has a badass X-shaped scar on its head, probably from ramming into mountains and shit. Or maybe it was a close call with a whaling vessel. That Sharpedo inevitably sunk, and ate the entire crew.

Seriously, there's not really much to explain here: he's a shark. He's a torpedo. He's Water/Dark. Just get bent already, rest of the ocean.


Overall: 10/10

4 comments:

  1. nice, i expected a favourable outcome for this one.

    the 10/10 tag is missing though! :O

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  2. Sharpedo doesn't evolve from Carvanha, though.

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  3. Sabertooth is right and now that anonymous guy looks like an idiot. and thanks for the catch, MDL. Sharpedo must be included in the Hall of Champions.

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