Tuesday, July 5, 2011

No. 242: Blissey

Another pink, round, matronly Pokemon

Blissey is just a Chansey with feathers, and even more hp.

And I've never given more than the tiniest shit about Blissey, but now that I look, it looks pretty stupid. Why is it a big feathery egg.

Also, Happiny and Blissey have happiness-related names. Chansey? Just, sounds lucky. I think that strange, because Chancey has absolutely nothing to do with luck.

But if Chancey are the nurses in the Pokemon world, then that must make Blissey some sort of female doctors. Because there is no reason why all nurses should be female and all doctors should be male, what are you, a misogynist?

Whatever, let's hurry the hell up past this pink piss and get to some legendaries.

Overall: 3/10

1 comment:

  1. Chancey = chance = luck
    That was probably unnecessary, but whatever

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