CELEBI!!
*applause*
okay, thanks for coming out tonight! So, Celebi, what are your talents?
Time-travel, eh? That's pretty neat! And you protect the forest, is that so. Now, Celebi was recently (as of 17 years ago) in a movie, so let's check it out!
wait, what? You... you're just running away. That's not helping the forest. Okay, and now you're time-traveling out of there, like a little bitch, and yanking this kid along with you. what the hell. Damn, I can't stand this shit, let's skip to the end.
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what the SHIT BALLS!? You get captured easily, then get turned evil, and then make a shredded-wheat monster to wreck the forest. And then Ash has to save you, because you're powerless to do anything even remotely resembling helpful by yourself, and okay bad guy is beaten, but you're all dead. Now heal up, Celebi. Eat the damn berries. Look, Suicune even got his lazy ass up and freshened the lake. No? Still nothing? how about - aw, shit, what is going on. Alternate timeline Celebis are coming over to help you? Is this how we really do things here? Goddamn.
Yeah, take that kid back. WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAAAAAT?? The kid was Prof. Oak all along? that's kinda neat, but not enough to save this movie.
oh, Celebi, you're still here? Well, go home to another time period, I don't want you here. You are a little forest sprite, and in the same type as Mew. Except you fall drastically short. You are not as cute, have no personality, and are way too weak. I like your typing, and your design is okay, and Perish Song is a badass move, but shit, Celebi. That movie was crap.
Overall: 3/10
the movie wasn`t that bad. okay yeah, celebi wasn`t doin` much. but it was still a good movie. what about all the suspense the makers put into the movie? plus, what about the recent pokemon movie? celebi had a role in that one too. if you`re genna talk about celebi`s role in movies, you should do all the movies. and you gotta give it some points for cuteness.
ReplyDeleteHonestly IO am with you but Celeboi wasnt worth any of the touble. I am not saying this because I am bitter or anything for losing my Team of 6 celebis
DeleteHe did, he gave it two points for cuteness.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine was convinced that Celebi was part Dark type because of the black markings around its eyes.
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