Saturday, July 9, 2011

No. 245: Suicune

pronounced "soo-ee-koon", not "swee-koon"

and this is why we can't have nice things. We were this close to a perfect legendary trilogy, but like Spider-man 3, someone had to come along and ruin things for us.

I mean, Raikou and Entei are large, in charge, and obviously the top dog. Suicune is some sort of lame greyhound-leopard thing, which means it will be fast shit, but with thigh bones I could snap over my knee.

It bugs me that Suicune got an entire game to itself, because it it clearly the least interesting of the dogs. And remember its role in that Celebi movie? "Celebi is near death, quick Suicune, purify the water! That will save Celebi! Wait, this isn't helping at all, it made no difference! Oh good, something else is healing Celebi! I guess you were freaking uselss Suicune!"

seriously, screw this guy. And the thing on his back, what is that? what sort of cloud-related thing is that? mist? purple rain? Suicune, as a solo legendary you'd be sub-par, but compared to these other noble beasts, you fail big-time.


Overall: 1/10

8 comments:

  1. that is sooooo not true!!!! Suicune is awesome! he can run as fast as the wind, purify water, and he plays a interesting role in heartgold/ soulsilver. now how is that worth a 1/10? so he`s not a beefed up looking legendary like the other two. he is still awesome.

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  2. Yeah, this does kinda contradict others that you gave perfect scores to. Arcanine is basically the same idea as Suicune but with fire. It just seems like you did this just so it wouldn't be a boring three 10s in a row.

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  3. No, I honestly hate Suicune. There's a legitimate enmity here. And it can't even COMPARE to Arcanine, who is a fluffy tiger dog.

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  4. but suicune is like a blue and purple cheetah. he runs as fast as the wind. cheetahs are the fastest animal that is known of. cheetahs are awesome. so is suicune. what about his role in the Pokemon movie 13: Zoroark the master of illusions? and the fact he appears before as a way of saying you are interesting to him in Heartgold/Soulsilver? Sabertooth is right. it seems as if you just didn`t want 3 10/10s in a row. Suicune is soo totally worth at least an 9.

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  5. Suicune is balls, man. An over-played card, and even worse, not even that good of a card. I think the reason he keeps getting used is because he's 'cute', or at least 'cute-er' than the other dogs (in someone's opinion, at least- not mine!). Raikou deserves that spot more than Suicune, and he's not even my favorite. (Entei is my personal fav. He can hang out in the back like a boss, you know, "I had my movie. You all know I'm epic. I don't need to prove it again and again like Suicune." Raikou, however, has the epicness (the epicness in which Suicune is sadly lacking) to pull off movie appearance after movie appearance. Suicune got his game, Entei got his movie of epicness, and Raikou...
    And that's why Raikou deserves all the movie spots that Suicune got.

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  6. Ben Who Knows- i shun you. suicune does not need to prove he is badass. `n` that`s `cause he isn`t badass. he is a special legendary. i don`t know how to put it into words, but i just know some how that he is special. raikou does not need all the movie slots suicune has. he needs a movie all for himself, but not suicune`s. i shun you.

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    1. Agreed Ninjachic!
      Its totally crap unfair, so screw you Ben Who knows.
      Nobody cares about you, jerkface!

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  7. I am really hurt that Suicune isnt as beloved.
    Respect your choice but it IS kinda biased.
    To me Suicune is the she of the group and really beautiful. Besides we cant have THREE beefy beasts without something keeping the balance with smoothness.

    Its kind of unfair that Suicune is haed. It even got to be a Mascot of my favourite PkMn-Game.

    Surely it isnt worth 10/10 but at least a 6 or a 7 for those of us that love him/her from the bottom of our hearts

    Also wanted to point out the Cat-analogy:
    Entei = Lion
    Raikou = Tiger
    Suicune = Leopard

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