Monday, December 26, 2011

No. 348: Armaldo

Last year's Christmas Pokemon was Muk. This time we have the slightly-less jolly Armaldo.

And by slightly-less jolly, I mean pissed as peas. Armaldo is so angry, his eyes migrated to the side of his head just to turn their sockets into cartoonish ANGRY EYEBALLS. His eyes don't turn, how could they, they clearly aren't round. Instead, they are locked in place, Armaldo's vexatious gaze forever fixed straight ahead. Woe to all who cross it.

Aside from that, Armaldo seems to have given up on actually looking like a hideous ancient deep-sea creature, and settled for "vaguely dinosaurian". Is that why he's mad? He's also got a ton of shit going on, from those wing-cases to the feather spikes to the plate armor. He must be ticked because he's a mess and he knows it, and he can't do a damn thing about it.

Maybe he should drink some eggnog and lighten up. That's what I'm doing. I'm eggnoggier than a Welsh giraffe. And that's pretty damn eggnoggy, let me tell you.


Overall: 4/10

2 comments:

  1. I think he would look a teensy bit better if his eyes were those red slits.yea...

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  2. no, no, I'm not going to get tricked by eyes again. No, no...

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