Saturday, February 11, 2012

No. 367: Huntail

look at this goofy little turd

Are there fish that look anything like this? I sincerely hope not, because this guy looks like shit. Derpy eyes, a few teeth in a perpetually open mouth, dumb rounded fin things like a 6-year-old draws on the back of a dragon, white spots just everywhere.

It's a frigging mess, and I don't like it at all. It isn't cool, scary, cute, whimsical, or anything. It just looks dumb.

I think they were trying to make it look like a Gulper Fish, which is actually incredibly terrifying. Or perhaps they were going for the Oarfish look, what with the orange and blue, but again, the actual fish is pants-wettingly long.


Huntail is just a lame fusion of the two, and inbred cousin that no one likes. Don't make your Clamperl evolve into this waste.


Overall: 1/10

2 comments:

  1. omigosh, one look at Huntail and I burst out laughing!!! How'd the Hell did clamperl become this!??

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  2. Although you have to appreciate how its tail is in the shape of a Gorebyss.

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