Man, I wish I had been just a little more on the ball, because reviewing Luvdisc on V-Day would've just been so perfect.
Well, as perfect as anything about Luvdisc can be. Because it's friggin' useless. A no-evolution Water-type, with mediocre stats. It doesn't have any unique moves, or even that much of a unique movepool. It's just a complete waste of space, all because some chucklehead went "fishie shaped liek heart durr hurp" and shat out a concept design.
I get that there's a lot of water in Hoenn, and it gets boring. Maybe you should've thought of that before you decided to set the game in south-eastern Japan, but whatever. There's a shit-ton of water route, and everyone hates them. How do you make them fun?
By filling them with Tentacool, apparently! Wait, no, that's retarded. I mean, we'll do it anyway, but we need something else. How about making a bunch of water Pokemon? Oh yeah, that sounds nice. We'll make them all unique and interesting, with a bunch of different sub-types, so that there's incentive to catch and use them all!
Haha, just kidding, we'll make a bunch of goofy-looking pure Water types and call it a day. maaaaaaaan, we are so good at our jobs...
Anyway, Luvdisc is pointless and awful, happy valentine's day, you bastards.
Overall: 1/10
No comments:
Post a Comment