Sunday, November 4, 2012

No. 536: Palpitoad

aren't heart palpitations usually a bad thing?


In this case, they're at least an ugly thing. I mean, Christ, is that thing hideous. He looks like he didn't just get hit with the ugly stick, he got beat within an inch of his life by the ugly stick.

Pro tip for all you aspiring character designers out there: giving your characters large boils or warts that look like they might be filled with pus or eggs or something - not the best plan. Especially when you stick them on what looks like Globox, if he has his arms amputated, grew a half-assed tail, and forcibly expelled all of his charisma out his eyes.

To make matters worse, he's another Water/Ground. That type combo, while effective, isn't as fresh and new as it was in Gen 2. And this nasty shit's called the "Vibration Pokemon"? get bent, I don't give a piss.


Overall: 1/10

1 comment:

  1. This should by all accounts be a ground poison type. It should have had a cane toad theme. http://buzblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/fowlers-toad.jpg
    You could also use any of the other frogs for a pokemon
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Haeckel_Batrachia.jpg

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