Saturday, December 15, 2012

No. 568: Trubbish

oh shit.

If they wanted to make a sad sack of a Pokemon, the kind that makes you want to wretch when you see it, they succeeded.

Trubbish is just ugly and lopsided, with a mongoloid overbite somehow the second worst thing on a puke-green body. No, the worst thing is those "arms". I hesitate to call them that, because they look an awful lot like feces and garbage spilling out of the sides, with a few candy chunks inexplicably thrown in. They remind me of how sometimes you see corn in your turds, honestly.

You see,  Trubbish is a garbage back full of shit. There's just no way of looking at it that doesn't come back to this fact, that doesn't involve me thinking "gee I wonder what 68 pounds of dogshit smells like". This is a lesson - just because you can make an unappealing craptastic Pokemon, doesn't mean you should.


Overall: 1/10

3 comments:

  1. http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/2/2b/Daniela_Trubbish.png/800px-Daniela_Trubbish.png compare with http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2256/179948-meatwad.jpg I should also point out this http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/036/e/1/trubbish_by_monster_man_08-d38vwo5.jpg

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  2. To be honest, I think trubbish is cute as hell. I would never battle with it, and it's evolution is a bit... odd-looking, but I like it for some reason.

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  3. How's that little face not the cutest in the series? Like a pug!

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