Friday, December 28, 2012

No. 578: Duosion

I never picture this guy as being twice as big as the Solosis, but it is.

Now, Solosis has "solo" in its name. Because it's two cells becoming one, I guess. Which is strange since they never do that. Maybe it meant it's one solo cell just about to become two? that would make more sense, especially since it leads into Duosion. Who is again only one thing. Except for a tiny little thing at the top.

Okay, did I miss something? This evolutionary line is gonna be like a cell replicating and multiplying, right? the naming and first one suggest so. Then why's this guy like not even a half step forward along that line!?

Don't tell me it split into the lower, more developed body and that tiny top bit. that's moronic. It looks like it fused rather than split, given that line down the middle. waitaminute, where's the little yellow crap? did that turn into the tiny chunk? what's going on here?

Duosion would be a good first-stage, if he was named Solosis. Then he could proceed to split, and become a larger and not-as-suggestive Solosis (named Duosion). Then that would set up the third guy for being two separate entities. Instead the line tries to do both at once, and only succeeds in making me glad Duosion doesn't look like a butt. It's bad, but for a different set of reasons.


Overall: 3/10

2 comments:

  1. but strawhatsamurai, if gamefreak DID go that road, I would almost garuntee they'd just make it another magneton/dugtrio

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  2. The cells just got smaller and divided into an even number. It is named duosion because of the fact that it now has a brain with two hemispheres.

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