Thursday, May 17, 2012

No. 440: Happiny

FOUR HUNDRED (and forty) BABIES



I seem to be stuck in a wave of babies, recently. And guess what? They are all pretty sucky.

But while on the surface, Happiny doesn't inspire me to outright anger, when I think deeper, I realize it's messed up. This is a baby Pokemon. Which carries around an egg. Now, you know what an egg is? It's kind of a baby. So this is a baby which can have babies, which is messed up beyond belief. Not to mention the fact that Happiny can't breed in game, so producing eggs is a direct contradiction! And without going to far into the whole "where do pokemon eggs come from, where do Chanseys get their eggs" shitstorm, I think we can all agree that Happiny has More than Two Problems.

Hey, wait - Happiny is a baby Chansey, right? So does that mean that Chansey eggs are Happiny eggs? WHICH CHANSEY EATS HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKED UP


Overall: 1/10

6 comments:

  1. That's a stone, not an egg.

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    1. There is no way that little thing passed a stone that big. That's even more messed up than the egg idea!

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    2. It finds them on the ground

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  2. even if it isn't an egg Happiny is still a shit

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  3. For the chansey's egg, I think maybe it isn't fertilized? If that so then we could just assume its egg is only for nutrient hoarding and get over with cannibalizing issue.
    No comment about egg/stone of this guy though.

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