Tuesday, October 25, 2011

No. 306: Aggron

aggro as BALLS

holy shit does this guy kick ass.

First, do you know his Japanese name? Bossgodora. That's right, BOSS-FRIGGING-GODORA. I don't even know what a Godora is, but I think it fought Godzilla at one point.

Next, it's ability is called Heavy Metal. Don't even pretend you didn't perk your little ears up when I said that, even all you indie hipster alternative pissers out there, you all wish you could have an ability called Heavy Metal. You'd be like someone from JoJo's Goddamn Bizarre Adventure.

Lastly, 200 base defense. That's 3rd best in the entire world. I don't think anything (except Ground, screw the type chart) can put a scratch on his stainless steel glorious body, he will tank everything like he's the main character of a Jackie Chan movie. and do you know who that is? Jackie Mother-loving Chan, that's who. The man is made of steel and not-give-a-shit, just like Aggron.

holy balls you guys what if Aggron and Tyranitar had a giant Kaiju battle wouldn't that be the best thing.


Overall: 10/10

2 comments:

  1. I feel like you'd need to throw Nidoking into that fight as well. Then you'd have a representative from each generation.

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  2. Heavy Metal would be such a kickass stand name

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