Actually? You know what? I'm going to go ahead and upgrade that to a Fuck You, Azurill.
And Marill, you slimy piece of blue ass, you aren't going to be the new Pikachu.
No matter how hard you try, from being Pikachu but with round ears, a ball on your tail, and blue colors, you will never be Pikachu to me. And Azumarill will never be Raichu. And, Azurill won't ever even be Pichu.
Because Pichu was at least in Smash Bros, whereas Azurill is the kind of crap I'd find in a public restroom and feel good about flushing it, ridding the world of its stench.
So you go ahead and cry, Azurill. You go ahead and cry, cry me a river.
Too bad you're not a Water-type.
Overall: 1/10
You know what, that is a good point. Why does Azurill always seem to be on the verge of tears? It just pisses me off.
ReplyDeleteProbably because it knows that it fucking SUCKS!
DeleteIt isnt only the worst Normal type...its the WORST pokemon in terms of Base-stat!
Even a certain GenII-Pokemon is better than it. Even Margikap has better stats.
THANK FUCKING YOU!
ReplyDeleteI friggin hate that biatch!
Its the reason why everyone hates GenIII.
Fuck you Azurill
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