Sunday, April 22, 2012

No. 421: Cherrim

aww, look who's shy!


What's that? You want to see Cherrim as an actual blossom, not some stupid cloaked whatever? Well, tuff stuff, because Cherrim only shows its face when the sunlight is strong. And the only reason a Grass Type would want the sunlight strong would be to throw out Solarbeams, but it also makes them in serious danger from a Fire Type.

So guess what, you won't be seeing Cherrim in it's blossom form much at all. Let me tell you, you ain't missing much, but still. It's infuriating. Why are there all these arbitrary, shitty gimmicks going on for shitty pokemon? Christ, I don't want to have to even use Cherrim, much less develop a strategy around getting the little tease to show some skin.

Cherrim doesn't have anything to flaunt, so it hides it instead. Well, screw that, Cherrim. I don't even care.


Overall: 1/10

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