Friday, March 16, 2012

No. 390: Chimchar

Man, the Fire starter is always the best choice, right?

Apparently, no. Chimchar is a stupid little monkey with his ass on fire. Charmander has a flaming tail, Cyndaquil has a flaming back, Blaziken has flaming wrists, and this guy has a flaming ass. Holy shit, do I not want.

He's not particularly cute, unless you thought that thing the little girl adopted in the Lost in Space movie was cute. He's not cool in the least. And he looks like he has too many fingers.

Chimchar is lame and goofy and did I mention he has flames on his ass.


Overall: 2/10

2 comments:

  1. just noticed how skinny his arms are and that little tiny piece of a neck. Can anyone say *SNAP*?

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  2. Two words:

    FLAMING FECES!

    Come on! You know Monkies like to throw shoit, but what about Monkies with their butts on fire?

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