Sunday, March 25, 2012

No. 397: Staravia

Look at me in the eyes and say there's anything positive about this Pokemon.

I dare you, I double-dog dare you.

No?

Smart man.


Staravia is a jumble of monochrome shit and piss. That little curl on his head, all the complicated patterns, the random black tip of the beak, it's all awful and terrible and pointless. While Starly is shitty on principle, Staravia manages to be shitty for multiple reasons.


Overall: 1/10

3 comments:

  1. No love for Muku.BIRD?

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  2. There is one good thing about it. The hilarious way it says it's name in the anime. But that requires watching the anime, so it's still not much of a good thing.

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  3. He looks like a douche lol

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