Saturday, March 24, 2012

No. 396: Starly

hey, boys and girls!

What do I think about Starly? Let's all say it together now - "FEATHERED FLYING ASSHOLE!!"

Yes, that's right! Starly is a miserable little puke who should be dragged out into the street and shot! What even kind of bird is it? It certainly isn't anything I recognize, or give a damn about!

You'd think after Pidgey, Spearow, Farfetch'd, Doduo, Hoothoot, Togetic, Taillow, and Swablu, we would have enough crappy Normal/Flying types, but I guess Gamefreak spends more time sniffing paint thinner and injecting horse tranquilizers into their forearms than they do making decent Pokemon! At least when they were developing Diamond and Pearl

Ha Ha! The fun we have, here at NAPACE!


Overall: 1/10

3 comments:

  1. Oh, good, I was worried the abbreviation had been forgotten.

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  2. It's based on a Starling.
    Still, shitty pokemon.

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  3. Seriously, Starly isn’t that bad

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