Because "Tepig" is an awful name."Tepid" means "lukewarm". That's the definition of weaksauce, you dithering jackass of a pig.
You shoot fire out of your nose or something, which is kinda insane, but have no open flame. Also you're wearing a diaper. Also golden patch on your snout for no discernible reason. Tepig, you're nearly completely awful. I hope someone makes you into a porkchop.
Overall: 2/10
I feel sorta bad for this guy cuz you just verbally beat the shit outta him(for good reason), so maybe we could assume he's a delicious pork chop, which could give him like a 3/10?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, just the golden patch and pants already make a 2/10, damn harsh
ReplyDeleteIt's still adorable :(
Personally I'd say he's been quite fair to this one considering pokemon like Persian also got a 2/10.
ReplyDeleteJust why did it have to be a friggin pig anyway?.
ReplyDelete(yes I have an aversion against pigs.I am eating them for arceus sakes)