the happiest monkey in the world is Panpour, completing our Fire/Grass/Water trio. His tail has three prongs on it, as opposed to Pansage's two, or Pansear's one. But in a strange twist, he appears to not be wearing any pants. The other guys had colored pants and tan skin, but Panpour is clearly only wearing the tiniest of tops, leaving his lower body completely exposed.
no wonder he's so happy, he's just letting it all air out. Also he's got a blue chef's hat on, so that's bound to make a guy smile.
at this point I want to address the theory that these three are the "see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil" monkeys, because it's kind of a load of bullshit. Sure, Panpour has his eyes closed. But he's not covering them with his hands like a proper Wise Monkey would. Then there's Pansear, who seems to be trying to hear evil, if anything. And goddamn Pansage, with his mouth open, proclaiming the Dark Gospel to all unhappy souls who cross his cursed path. So no, Virginia, there isn't any sort of connection, stop trying to read things into Pokemon that aren't there.
Overall: 7/10
Imagine if his eyes are open, but he just has blank pupils and white eyelids.
ReplyDeleteHe could also have his eyes wide open, but they are sideways and vertical like a cat or a reptile
ReplyDeleteThis one should've been called Pansoak, damn it.
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