Now, c'mon, Conkeldurr? Seriously? Conkeldurr? This got stupid in a hurry.
Conkeldurr has all the problems of Gurdurr, but magnified. He's a dopey old man with a clown nose, a name that isn't even a pun anymore, and two random pieces of concrete that he carries. He's not badass, he just looks geriatric and lame. The only thing redeeming him at all is that when you think about it, using the shattered halves of a freaking pillar of concrete is pretty hardcore. I just wish he slung them over his shoulder like a boss, instead of leaning on them like a walker.
and I must admit I find it hilarious that his lower body is exactly the same size as it was when he was Timburr. Apparently all he does is lift.
Overall: 2/10
It's stated that this species made concrete. They probably ground up the rocks with their bare hands.
ReplyDeleteConkeldurr:"What is it sonny? Speak up! I cant hear you over the loud pulsating veins over ma body."
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