Thursday, July 26, 2012

No. 480: Uxie

We're entering the homestretch, guys.


But before we're done, we have to get through the legendarys, which for the most part suck majorly in the 4th gen. For example, take this pukester: Uxie looks like a Mew with fetal alcohol syndrome. And if that sounds unreasonably harsh, it's because I mean it.

Uxie and its compatriots are just pure wastes of space. Because you know what we really need? More tinycute Psychic-type legendaries! And hey, everyone loves trios, right? So let's make three! All the same typing! And nearly the same design! And maybe after that we'll be dragged out into the street and shot! Because our ideas are goddamn terrible!

I hope you like reading angry writing, because that's all you're gonna be getting from me on the topic of these guys.


Overall: 1/10

4 comments:

  1. I sure do like angry writing, the best fuel for funny writing =)
    You pretty much hit the nail on the head, fuck this trio, truly a waste of thought.

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  2. I can't wait to see what you think of Phione.

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  3. I'm surprised that you didn't put the lake trio into one entry. On another note, will you ever restart mangababy?

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  4. The only somewhat-redeeming feature about Uxie is that the head-crest thing kind of looks like a brain, which fits with the knowledge theme, but the head-crests of the other two Uxies don't even follow through with their themes so it doesn't even matter anymore.

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