look at this smug bitch, thinking she's fine and all. No, Azelf, you're not fine. You're stupid and horrible. My opinion on you is exactly the same as it was on Uxie (possibly because you are the same damn thing) IRREDEEMABLE GUTTER TRASH.
See, for a Trio to work, there needs to be two things: something connecting the trio together, and something that differentiates them from each other. These wet farts have the "something in common" part in spades, but they fail completely in being different, or even important. I shouldn't have to say it all again, goddammit.
I just think it's almost insulting how similar they all are. I know their stats are different, but screw me in the belly button and call me Betsy, that doesn't matter a bit when the typing is exactly the same, and 80% of the body looks the same.
Also for some reason this Pokemon governs over emotions, or willpower, or something else like that, but as you can probably tell by now, I don't fucking care.
Overall: 1/10
The sad thing about the lake trio is that there heads would make better pokemon. Uxie's head would be a mega-mouth shark, mespirit's would be a daddy long legs, and azelf's would be a manta-shark (a hybrid with the strengths of both a shark and a manta ray) or a dolphin. These wouldn't be legendary, but they would be much better pokemon then the lake trio. If they wanted to make a legendary trio for lakes, then they should've made the legendaries aquatic monsters like sentient water, undines, Charybdis,Scylla,Hydra,etc.Hell, they could get away with ice monsters too because of that frozen lake (frost dragons,frost giants, those things in Inuit mythology that wait by holes in the ice and kidnap children from their guardians, etc.) They also wasted an oppurtunity to make one of the lakes a hot area. This could have gave birth to a lot of ideas for fire types and even could have given us a fire/water type and a kickass fire elemental legendary.
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DeleteYou called Mesprit "Azelf", though I'm not sure if that was intentional given your complaints about too much similarity.
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